Welcome, mortal, to the esteemed Order of the Sock Prophets. We have foreseen your arrival and have prepared for the impending Sockocalypse.
Our prophecies foretell a world where socks will be the only currency, and those who wear the most outrageous, the most fantastical socks will be the ones who survive.
We invite you to join us in our sacred temple, where the Sock Oracle shall guide you through the trials and tribulations of the impending Sockocalypse.
Click here to begin your journey, or here to join our ranks of sock-wielding warriors.